Sunday, July 15, 2007

Celebrities in the distance, part 94

As part of our big update, here's three new entries in the photo game known as Celebrities in the Distance. For new readers, it's quite simple.
1. Can you see a celebrity?
NO: Game Over.
YES: Go to 2.

2. Are you brave enough to speak to them?
YES: Well done, have your photo taken properly with them pretending to be your friend. Game over.
NO: Go to 3.

3. Pretend to rather awkwardly compose a text message, when in fact, you're taking a photo of the Celebrity in the Distance. Now send it to me for publication here.

We have a cracker to start, not only because he is Very Famous, but also because I had no idea who he was.
Holy crap, it's only the captain of the German national football team and Chelsea mid-fielder (says Wikipedia) Michael Ballack:



You don't believe me, do you? Look more closely. It is, you know...!



Sadly we can't maintain that momentum for long, as next up is a TV Chef. Is it Neil Gardner doing an impression? No it actually is Anthony Wozza-Tommo, showing off at the Taste of London event.



And here's top popsters Travis - who I'd love to be snide about, but actually they were rather good and Fran came across as a nice guy - performing at the Arqiva Commercial Radio Awards, where commercial radio did well, winning ALL of the awards.



Got any more? Send 'em!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Hard Gay

And if putting a title like that on a post doesn't send our visitor count skyrocketing, I don't know what will.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Urban Pony

When I asked Will about York he said "we had a great time doing the Urban Pony", which I thought could either be a pub, a drink, a form of methamphetamine or a sexual act.

When he informed me the Urban Pony was a "dance" "move", I was disappointed.

He then told me that the photo (see "I think it's best not to try to explain this photo...") below was an accurate physical manifestation of the "Urban Pony".

It looks to me like he was about to suggest the photographer might like to engage in a sporting endeavor governed by the Queensberry rules, or that he was engaging in an hilarious imaginary midnight tug-of-war contest. Or just falling over.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Facebook

It's the future. No really. Forget boring old myspace. Facebook rocks.

I'm not very good at it and I'm not really sure how it works, but if you go to facebook.com and have a look for me (I go under the nom de plume of "Nick" "Wallis") and then join yourself and we can be buddies.

In fact the one bugger about it seems to be that its very difficult to find people you want to find unless you are linked to them through a mutual friend. This is perhaps because facebook has become known as stalkerbook in the US, or, again, perhaps, because I don't know what I'm doing.

Anyway, I urge you to set up an account. Maybe you already have and I've just been left far behind. I don't know, because I'm very bad at finding people.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Nothing ever happens...

There's not much news in Chelmsford.
I guess this is what you call a "diary story"... generally happens once a year, usually around Dec-Jan-Feb?
Fact: The newspaper is known locally as "The Chronic".



Still doesn't beat my all time favourite barker, from the clearly psychic South London Press: "Mum to be knifed". When - tomorrow?

I think it's best not to try to explain this photograph either...


Photo: Matt Deegan

11pm on the genteel streets of York. The effects of binge drinking are all too evident.

Er, that is all.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

More breaking news...

Hi All

Unfortunately, the World Tour has had to be cancelled due to illness. Andrew has caught a tummy bug and has been struggling to keep any food down since Thursday. He is projectile vomiting everytime we put him in the car for more than 15 minutes. The doctor has said that we should refrain from travelling until his tummy settles down and the prospect of 8 hours of vomiting child has resulted in the decision to cancel the trip.

We were so looking forward to seeing all of you again, so we're dissapointed that we have to do this, but we hope you understand.

Anyway, we're off now until about 13th April or so, so if any of you wanted to come to the far north instead then you'd be most welcome. just let us knowApologies to anyone that had to rearrange anything.

Speak to yoiu all soon

David, Kim and a sick Andrew

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Breaking news...

Evening All

The Rowlinson World Tour Of The South will be in the Uxbridge area on the Evening of Wednesday 11th April 2007.

We hope to see as many of you there as possible. Tell your friends (or at least the ones who used to know us)

Location is as yet undecided and I'm open to suggestions.

The only requirements need to be...

1) It must serve beer
2) It must be smoke free
3) It must be big enough for everyone to fit in it
4) It should preferably have a car park (Andrew needs so much stuff it's a pain having to drag it long distances)

Suggestions in or around the Uxbridge area are welcome.

Time is also to be decided, but we probably won't stay horrendously late as we've got to get back to our hosts in Andover at a respectable time.

Stay tuned..Dave, Kim and Andrew

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

My new favourite blog

Gosh, it's quiet here. Just so you know - Nick's Walton pub crawl did take place, and Nick took plenty of video evidence. Look out for a report over at the guide soon. I hope.

Meanwhile, here's my new favourite bookmark. Ladies drinking tea!


Isn't the internet great? He has four other blogs if your tastes are more...um, "specialist".

Sunday, January 21, 2007

WoT crawl 3rd Feb - proposed route


As I may have stated before, the inspiration for this crawl comes from the fact all these pubs are on a loop on my block in WoT, and yet I've never set foot in the majority. My birthday has provided the perfect excuse.

As we were out on a stroll this afternoon, I dragged N+A on the proposed route of the crawl in order to take some pictures of the various pubs.

Some of the pubs are nice, some are not so nice, but they are all within two minutes walk from each other.

So we start at my house at 1pm.

Then we hit the high street and encounter The Regency. A former cinema, and now, predictably, a Wetherspoons...

I've never been here before, but it doesn't look promising. Beer might be nice though.


Then we try and get in to the Walton Barking Mens Club (sign not fully shown). I ventured down that alley once to see what I could see, and I got to the rear of the club's back yard, which was locked, so I went round the front and discovered it to be an ugly squat building which fronts onto a car park. Sounds perfect.

Obviously, it being a club, i'll have to see if we can actually get in there. Not that we probably really want to. So we might well end up in the George.


Which I think looks better from the outside than it is on the inside. Proper towny chaps boozer. But at least it's not as bad as this.


Ruby's, which looks like a sofa shop, and which we definitely will not be going to.

However, if the George looks average, this looks indubitably worse. The Bear.



Strangely the following photo makes it look both better and worse at the same time.



I hope that that is the end of the cacky pubs (and sorry to pre-judge, but I haven't seen or read anything to suggest I might be wrong). Because next up we come to the Old Manor Inn.



This looks better - and what's behind it? Yes the Old Manor itself. Crazy.


Now this is thought to be a decent boozer. It has fairy lights on the bar, which is fine by me, and although it has a reputation for being small and unwelcoming, I think it's the Thames Path walkers/cyclists/families who march in asking for two cappucinos and a slice of bread for their toddler that don't get a welcome, so we should be fine.

Moving on, we reach The Swan.



This is a big ol' Youngs pub, which used to be (still is?) a hotel. Unfortunately it's not as nice inside as it is out. It's an old school pub, with that heavy red patterned carpet, fruit machine and painted wood chip walls, but it might get a bit lively on a Saturday and it might be fun.

We may have to negotiate some hungry swans...



before we reach The Anglers. All the photos of it I've published so far have been of the Anglers in high summer. Here it is in mid-winter.



We had lunch here today and it was very relaxing watching the river go by. The only real ale on was Jennings' Redbreast which was £2.65 and lovely, so I had two.

Having got this far we may call it quits, we may go for a meal in town, we may decide to take a riverside stroll (in the dark) to the Weir, a famous real ale pub where Mr Will Jackson of this parish once stayed. But if we get as far as the Anglers, I will feel content and happy that my birthday pub crawl has achieved its aim.

Looking forward to it!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Pub Guide on Tour: Walton-on-Thames. 3rd Feb

It's my birthday next month and to celebrate I will be taking in a few of Walton-on-Thames pubs on Sat 3 Feb. You (that being you, the Lock In regulars, and anyone else out there on the whole interwebby thing) are all invited.

The plan is to start somewhere, and end up at the Anglers (pictured).

Although bearing in mind this is February, that blue sky will be black and there'll be no walking around in short sleeves.

Start time is 1pm, and the nearest station is Walton-on-Thames (on the Woking line from Waterloo).

The plan is to have a leisurely stroll around five or six pubs, and then take in a bit of scoff either at a pub, or at one of the many high street establishments dedicated to soaking up the liver-pickling volumes of alcohol that sluice around an English gentleman's (and, nowadays, lady's!) system of a Saturday evening.

Please indicate your willingness to attend below. Further updates will be posted as the date approaches. If you can't join us then you'll be able to enjoy the tour virtually (although sadly not in real time), as the resulting fallout will be published on our sister site Will's Pub Guide. As I have recently just schooled myself in the Dark Arts, there may be a bit of youtube video embedded in there too. Oh dear...

Looking forward to seeing you. I'm 94, by the way.

Nick

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Alex James and Nick Wallis in Space - the audio

Hiya

Here is me and Alex James addressing some real life rocket scientists at the 2nd Appleton Space Conference at the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory in Oxfordshire on 6 Dec 2006.

It is an audio recording of the session, split into two ten minute segments, uploaded onto YouTube and embedded in this blog for your easy listening pleasure.

The first person to speak in pt1 is Professor Richard Holdaway, who is the Director of Space Science & Technology at the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory.



Part 2 is mainly Alex's viewpoint on the whole shebang...



If you want to know the story behind this read my earlier postings variously entitled...

I've just had an email from Alex James off of Blur
I'm addressing the 2nd Annual Space Conference
Oh baby...
Happy Christmas. Here is a speech