The Dubbmeister

I bumped into Emily when we were both doing a paper review on BBC LDN. She had just started at Scarlet and was still as certifiable as ever.

We discovered we lived two streets away from each other in Willesden and she invited me to her NY party.

Whilst I was interested in the prospect of meeting a bunch of women working on a magazine which appears to be mainly about masturbation, I decided instead to move to Surrey as quickly as possible.