And in related news...

Will's Dad sent this:
Last orders for the lunchtime pint
"Is the lunchtime pint facing extinction? Only a minority of companies now allow staff to drink during the working day..."

Although I'd make the argument that it was never a matter of whether it was ALLOWED or not... most places probably don't allow it (so you can be disciplined if you over-do it), but will turn a blind eye to a swifty on a Friday lunchtime. Well at least I HOPE that's the case...

And this may help you to recognise your colleagues when they return:
Drunk Monkeys Mirror People
"It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit," Chen added. "In a few of our heavy drinkers, they would drink until they fell asleep."